Dirty old man

I'm a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin' to make a livin'

I'm a dirty old man

I like to get hammered

On Friday night

Sometimes I can't wait

So Monday's alright

It's a battle with the bottle

I'll win it alright

But I lost another round

In the bar last night

I'm a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin' to make a livin'

I'm a dirty old man

Neil Young