Leaning On A Lampost

 

I'm leaning on a lamp, maybe you think, I look a tramp,

Or you may think I'm hanging 'round to steal a motor-car.

But no I'm not a crook, And if you think, that's what I look,

I'll tell you why I'm here, And what my motives are.

I'm leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street

In case a certain little lady passes by.

George Formby